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Wednesday, July 06, 2005

Just As I Thought

Aye, 'tis just as I thought lads, there be none of ye half-witted enough to challenge yer cap'n to a dual of ditties, nay. Even Fjord put 'is bellowing conche belowdecks as rightly he should. 'Tis heartening, lads, & be assured ye of this: yer cap'n be laboring in his own cabin, aye, setting to tune & mellifluous ditty the triumphs & travails of me life, aye. It be a sad & longing tale, lads, & sadder still that me crew is turned 'round & the likes of Whiskey, Crow's Pussy, Long Since & Chris are no more aboard me brigate, aye, but tide turns to time lads & leaves us with naught but a shanty in our mouths & an empty bottle in our hands. Though it be true, yer cap'n has recorded 'is tunes in the past & has plans ahead for 'is libretto, lads, aye, a cultured & piebald thing, it. The tru tune of a pirate, aye, to piss o'er the imposters brackish bones, lads. Aye, me teeth be wobbly, maties, but me words spill out no less, for I've seen naught of blood nor dyin' nor warfare for nigh on two weeks & me spirit be dull of the repose. Aye, lads, Christ, piss in the ocean I will.


Anonymous beardbeard said...

H. Dagger, have ye drowned? The seas are lonely without ye. I've taken to multiple intercourse sessions with me parrot ginnie per day, and a terrible prescription drug habit has me seeing mermaids in me own cabin mirror.

5:53 PM  
Anonymous beardbeard said...

Oh, young dagger, where thee be? My clothes reek of my own filth, my crew is dead. I've taken to screwing a hole in the cabin wall, as Ginnie now pecks at my every advance.

2:52 PM  
Anonymous beardbeard said...

I saw the Leviathon! Get these flies away from me! Mother!

7:36 AM  
Anonymous beardbeard said...

I've chewed my arm. My harem is a plank of wood! Crow's nest. Oh shit, I've vomited. Cor, I've puked into me wound! Son of Christ!

2:10 PM  
Anonymous beardbeard said...

I itched with the hook. Never itch with the hook! My teeth be fallin' out.

9:00 AM  
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