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Aye, so what of it, me inchoate eye trained on that West of yore? Aye, I've seen penguins too Cap'n Gov'nerbottom, but where be their renderings? Where their stolid beaks? Nay, yer naught but a one timer, a sleuth & sloth coupled. Ye maggot, go off with ye & dance a jig with Hjort.
posted by henry dagger | 10:37 AM
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After prolonged and careful study of the epic verse of the so-called 'Poetry Edda,' an anonymous Icelandic 13th-century B.C. collection of Viking and Norse mythology and hero stories, Hjort has adopted the style of his ancestors to react to a distasteful bit of Dagger's latest post.
dagger said...
"Ye maggot, go off with ye & dance a jig with Hjort"--
hjort said...
I'd not be caught dead dancing any jig or reel,
nor menuette, allemande, landler nor quadrille,
nor waltz nor sarabande, nay,
& on no account shall I plie,
I shall but stomp and ill cavort,
nay, none live 'pon the earth who may dance with Hjort.
Aye, I remember when I took your little journal, with the mouth'd arctic birds and wee little cowboy men. 'twas a siege indeed. me brother took a
photo of the attack.
Speak ye not of any lack of penguins, Dagger, they are there on nearly every page. as are your crude rend'rings of heavy metal logos, and embarrassing hearts dotting each "I" -- what pirate is this?
And wee dagger, I may go now by Captain Governership, but 'twas only due to numbskulls who could not pronounce Eyjólfr Skjaldbjörn!!!
Valhalla awaits us, let us blast dagger's ship once more. Hjort! Hear my battle cry!
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